a little humor for the weekend…have a great one!
Category Archives: oddities
i think that i would die, then be completely furious and eventually glad that this was no longer my boyfriend. in fact, i have mixed feelings posting this…
i want to start writing down xander’s lines. he has some great ones…
- ok, i’m putting a bell on that guy
- girls always tell me that, right before they run away
- angel, angel, angel…does every conversation have to come around to that freak? hi man, how you doing?
- call me a two dollar costume king, baby.
- i completely renounce spandex.
- this is no tea party princess, sooner or later, you’re going to have to fight.
- i am the bug man…coco ca-choo.
- hey larva boy…welcome my little pretties.
- buffy, i feel a pre-birthday spanking coming on…check cancel spanking.
- and yet ironically, led to the invention of the moon pie.
- oh no, my life’s not too complicated.
- my valentines are usually met with heartfelt restraining orders.
- would lap dancing enter into that scenario at all? because i would find that very comforting.
ps hopefully the obsession will be over soon, and i can go back to imperfect ideals.