still obesessed…

i want to start writing down xander’s lines. he has some great ones…


  1. ok, i’m putting a bell on that guy
  2. girls always tell me that, right before they run away
  3. angel, angel, angel…does every conversation have to come around to that freak?  hi man, how you doing?
  4. call me a two dollar costume king, baby.
  5. i completely renounce spandex.
  6. this is no tea party princess, sooner or later, you’re going to have to fight.
  7. i am the bug man…coco ca-choo.
  8. hey larva boy…welcome my little pretties.
  9. buffy, i feel a pre-birthday spanking coming on…check cancel spanking.
  10. and yet ironically, led to the invention of the moon pie.
  11. oh no, my life’s not too complicated.
  12. my valentines are usually met with heartfelt restraining orders.
  13. would lap dancing enter into that scenario at all?  because i would find that very comforting.

ps hopefully the obsession will be over soon, and i can go back to imperfect ideals.


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